“I don’t know where I’m going, but I sure know where I’ve been.” ~White Snake

Hi, I’m James.

I’m just a woman, sitting in front of my computer, wearing my favorite Golden Girls t-shirt, trying to make strangers on the internet like me.

If you’re thinking about falling in love with me, here are some things you should know:

I’m thirty’ish.

I’m married to a guy who is a total Clark Griswold in all the best ways.

I’m the mom of an amazing little boy.  He is all the most wonderful things.

I’m a step-mom to two awesome bonus kids who constantly challenge me to love outside the box….and I’m only occasionally wicked.

I believe that the clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness.  John Muir said it.  I just agree with him.

I consider people watching a legitimate hobby.  Essentially, I’m like a stalker, but with better intentions.

Most of the time, I feel like a turd in a punch bowl.

I’m an introvert.  But, please don’t let this discourage you from inviting me to your parties.  I would like an invitation, I just don’t want to come.

If it weren’t for my high maintenance husband and kids, I would most definitely be living in a van, in a national park.

If I had it to do all over again, I’d be Kelly Taylor from Beverly Hills 90210.

The words most commonly used to describe me are:  badass, rockstar, creative genius.

The words most commonly used to describe me by people who aren’t me: aloof, stoic and odd.

People who liter, are people I want to punch in the throat.  We’ve got one planet.  Don’t be a jerk.

I would rather drink three day old coffee from the bottom of a seafood restaurant trash can, than go without it for a day.  #elixiroflife.

I have zero regard for the rules of grammar.

I’m a cancer survivor, which means I can pretty much say whatever I want.

You will probably be offended by something I say.  You don’t have to come back, I understand.

I was Lay’d-off from my corporate job in 2017.  And no, it wasn’t because of my personality.

I love am obsessed with NPR, PBS and Readers Digest.  So you could say I’m kind of deep.

I believe everything you need to know about life, you can learn from a children’s book.

It is possible I’m in the midst of a mid-life crisis.



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