“I don’t know where I’m going, but I sure know where I’ve been.” ~White Snake
Hi, I’m James.
I’m just a woman, sitting in front of my computer, wearing my favorite Golden Girls t-shirt, trying to make strangers on the internet like me.
If you’re thinking about falling in love with me, here are some things you should know:
I’m married to a guy who is a total Clark Griswold in all the best ways.
I’m the mom of an amazing little boy. He is all the most wonderful things.
I’m a step-mom to two awesome bonus kids who constantly challenge me to love outside the box….and I’m only occasionally wicked.
I believe that the clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. John Muir said it. I just agree with him.
I consider people watching a legitimate hobby. Essentially, I’m like a stalker, but with better intentions.
Most of the time, I feel like a turd in a punch bowl.
I’m an introvert. But, please don’t let this discourage you from inviting me to your parties. I would like an invitation, I just don’t want to come.
If it weren’t for my high maintenance husband and kids, I would most definitely be living in a van, in a national park.
If I had it to do all over again, I’d be Kelly Taylor from Beverly Hills 90210.
The words most commonly used to describe me are: badass, rockstar, creative genius.
The words most commonly used to describe me by people who aren’t me: aloof, stoic and odd.
People who liter, are people I want to punch in the throat. We’ve got one planet. Don’t be a jerk.
I would rather drink three day old coffee from the bottom of a seafood restaurant trash can, than go without it for a day. #elixiroflife.
I have zero regard for the rules of grammar.
I’m a cancer survivor, which means I can pretty much say whatever I want.
You will probably be offended by something I say. You don’t have to come back, I understand.
I was Lay’d-off from my corporate job in 2017. And no, it wasn’t because of my personality.
love am obsessed with NPR, PBS and Readers Digest. So you could say I’m kind of deep.
I believe everything you need to know about life, you can learn from a children’s book.
It is possible I’m in the midst of a mid-life crisis.